W-o-m-a-n.

women, like all other humans, are complicated beings. confusingly complex. and in the middle of that confusion, lying deeply concealed or otherwise, is a desire for balance. we're all created with a need for balance. like what we learn in lit lessons- the antithesis of joy and sadness, company and solitude, light and darkness blah. but the funny thing is, we all think guys are blockheads who don't know what the cryptic females are thinking. guess what? they're just more open about it. females don't understand what's going through blockhead's brain too! (that makes them undercover blockheads.) no but i should not talk about us in terms of 'them' as if i dont suffer from the same disease.

you see, balance is a difficult concept. imagine a pivot, balancing a plank. there is only ONE point at which equilibrium is achieved- the halfway mark may be very difficult to discern indeed. and if we can only guess at what the other party on the other end of the plane is thinking, there is a high probability that we will make many mistakes, and that means we need many chances at 'Try-&-Error". unless we shout across the plane to each other, and we actually listen, we won't know where the middle spot is.

but here another problem arises. sometimes we just don't give each other chances. good or bad. we don't. or can't afford to. sometimes its like the suspension holding the plank on each side, like a seesaw. sometimes too many wrong jabs at balance will cause the strain on the suspension cord to burst. asunder. and it splits.

but Women. some make more apparent their confusing vacillations between extremes. 1.they want the romance of roses, but when they get them they complain its so short-term its a waste of money. 2.they want the freedom to befriend and feel independent, but they want the 'make-me-feel-special' tinge of jealousy. 3.they want the occasional initiated sms of reassurance, but the phone beeps too many times with your reply and you're desperate. 4.they want a quick reply to show you're anxious about them, but they also want longer time in between messages to miss you and to show you consider before replying. 5.they want you to be close to your parents cos that means you're committed and a good boy, they also want you to distance yourselves from your mum especially cos mummy boy's are turnoffs. 6.they want you to be popular with your friends so you're sociable and fun, but spend too much time with your friends and you are an irresponsible uncaring jerk. 7.they want you to be intelligent and witty so you're entertaining and charming, but be overintelligent and you are a egoistic male chauvinist showing off. there is no pleasing them. i promise not to be a Woman with a capital W. not a typical Woman who is never content. but the problem is, not only Women are guilty.


there are the Girls.