infinite apologies to you, you and you!

In lieu of the harsh security safeguards and crawly eyes over this blog, all that is safe to say is Hi and Bye. Oh, and i suppose you can talk about Love and Flowers and Barney and the Beauty of Bamboos and real inspirational stuff like that. But Definitely NO to:

1. toothbrushes [potential weapon, discrimination against anti-hygienists]
2. angels [ what about those who cant and dont make up their minds about heaven?]
3. bombs [you might be a potential terrorist.]
4. handicap toilets [you inconsiderate insensitive megalomaniac.]
5. skipping ropes [don't you know jumping is Banned nowsadays ever since windows were created? and ROPES rope! how DARE you! dont you know that ropes used in conjunction with ceilings become highly dangerous lethal menaces??]
6. the colour white. or yellow. or black. or peach. [youunbelievableRacist!]

7. exam countdowns. [this one is a personal request. you are increasing stress levels in an already stressed singapore- we already have clocks for that, thankyouverymuch.]

Right now i'd like to apologise to all those who dislike math and numbered lists, as well as to those from the Big Big Brother who have to bear such a heavy burden Watching Us [no harm done here i hope], as well as those who do not like reading English but are currently doing so, and also to those Do-Gooders-Eco-Warriers who believe that laptop energy emissions are doing our universe a great deal of harm, as well as to my parents for typing on a computer while they are asleep and thus unable to supervise, and to those people who expected to find something here which they did not, and especially to History9067/3 for spending time typing this instead of focusing on you.

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And i'd just like to say, just what Mr. Goh Chok Tong has himself said,

that what Mr Lee Kuan Yew said in 1959 still holds today-

"You are not going to teach us how we should run this country. We are not so stupid. We know what our interests are and we try to preserve them."

because, you see, if you say what someone else has said before, you are at most a shadow [even not an entirely original one] and so when the BigBrothers come running, you can just melt into the pavement and get trodden past unhurt.

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Moral of the Day [a variant of what Russell Peters has said before]:

Be a Shadow! Do the the Right Thing.