library- a micro-societal review.

To claim to know for certain that God doesn't exist -
to positively assert a universal negative
- you would have to know everything.
To be absolutely certain that God doesn't exist outside the limits of your knowledge,
you would have to possess all knowledge.

why the rudest librarians reside in school libraries.
1. they have minimal pay.
2. they feel unimportant because vips go to public libraries.
3. because they only face students.
-3a. they can boss students around without repercussion, unlike obnoxious vips who can fire them.
-3b. they can book students and write their names in the demerit (curse) book.
-3c. because they cannot flirt with students being overaged and underattractive.
4. because of primitive technology- they have to do manual stamping on books.
5. because they are old females between the (menopausal) ages of 45-60.
6. because they are taking revenge on evil librarians during their decade at school. -vicious cycle!-
7. because they are taking revenge on students like the one writing this.

#97th nasty encounter in school library.
My friend and i were innocently and model-studently studying in our quiet unobtrusive corner of the library. A packet of harmless cherry Smints lay on the table. a PACKET of harmless Smints- note: contained in plastic. note*: not in contact with table or water. note**: not in mouth.
Evil librarian rushes over, violently swipes it off the table, mumbles 'no eating' vehemently and throws it into the rubbish bin! Note: no warning notice- typical of civilised people- like 'put that away before i throw it away.' Note*: she THREW it away! no 'collect it when you leave library.' no explanation, no sign that says no eating sweets.. AND, if plain water is allowed in the library i dont see how more terrorising and volatile a packet of smints is. maybe it reminds her of her dire lack of kisses. "no smint, no kiss." that's not why me n cherie were eating it. honest.

--end of understated and perfectly angelic complaint of status quo in libraries. proposed solution: replace menopausal/ hormonal/ bitchy/ argumentative/ those-women-who-violate-SILENCE-order/ those-women-who-defy-singapore-BE COURTEOUS campaign ... with anarchistic students! (those in library club.)